My Aunt Esther sent me this and I loved it! It’s so funny because it’s so true! Wanted to share it with all of you and hope you enjoy it as  much as I did.

 

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STRICT, UNBENDING RULES FOR DEALING WITH STRAY CATS
1. Stray cats will not be fed.
2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.
3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened
with a little milk.
4. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened
with warm milk yummy treats and leftover fish scraps.
5. Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house their permanent
residence.
6. Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked up and cuddled
unnecessarily.
7. Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled will
absolutely not be given a name.
8. Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed inside the
house at any time.
9. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except at certain
times.
10. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except on days
ending in “y”.
11. Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to jump up on or
sharpen their claws on the furniture.
12. Stray cats will not be permitted to jump up on, or sharpen claws on
the really good furniture.
13. Stray cats will be permitted on all furniture but must sharpen claws
on new $114.99 sisal-rope cat-scratching post with three perches.
14. Stray cats will answer the call of nature outdoors in the sand.
15. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the three-piece,
high-impact plastic tray filled with Fresh’n’Sweet kitty litter.
16. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the hooded litter pan
with a three-panel privacy screen and plenty of head room.
17. Stray cats will sleep outside.
18. Stray cats will sleep in the garage.
19. Stray cats will sleep in the house.
20. Stray cats will sleep in a cardboard box lined with an old blanket.
21. Stray cats will sleep in the special Kitty-Komfort-Bed
withnon-allergenic lamb’s wool pillow.
22. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed.
23. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed, exceptat the
foot.
24. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers.
25. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers
except at the foot.
26. Stray cats will not play on the desk.
27. Stray cats will not play on the desk near the computer.
28. Stray cats are forbidden to walk on the computer keyboard on the
desk when the human is asdfjjhhkl;ljfd.;oier’puyykmm4hbdm9l o9jmdskdm,.USING
IT!

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